As a doctor or nurse, have you ever had a naughty thought when a patient took off their clothes?

As a doctor or nurse, have you ever had a naughty thought when a patient took off their clothes?

Patient P. visited my girlfriend because peeing hurt. His story was bizarre.

“I was taking a quick shower, and totally by accident, the water poured in there, you know, really hard. Totally by accident.”

My girlfriend was surprised, to say the least:

“In what did the water pour ? What do you mean ?”

The man barely dared to talk anymore.

“Well, err, you know, in there. By accident.”

My girlfriend could not take it anymore, and decided to be blunt:

Common man, what were you really doing (wink wink) ? I want to help you, but then I need to know.

The man admitted it in the end.

The diagnosis was a fine self-induced bladder infection.

(The peeing hurt indeed.)

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