Oldie but a beaut.
¨ A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in the back seat, and after a few minutes, she notices the very handsome driver keeps staring at her.
She finally asks “My child, why are you staring at me?”
He hesitates and says “I… I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.”
She smiles kindly and replies, “My son, I´ve been a nun a long time. I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.”
So he says “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.”
She pauses, then says “Well…. Let´s see what we can do. Are you single?”
“Yes!” he says, excited.
“And are you Catholic?”
“Absolutely!”
She nods “Then pull into that alley.”
He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass.
As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying.
The nun gently asks, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
He sniffles and says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.”
The nun smiles and says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.” ¨
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