I just went to Taco Bell

I just went to Taco Bell 🌮🔔 and handed the lady a $50 bill. She took the money, laid it on the counter, and used a marker to check if it was real or fake. Then she told me, “Sir, I can’t accept this money, it’s counterfeit! See the dark line? That means it’s fake!” I was shocked and said, “Wow, this money came straight from the bank!” She handed it back to me, so I gave her another $50 bill. She marked it, looked at it, and said, “Yep, this one’s fake too. We might have to call the cops.”

I was like, “WOW! Both of my $50 bills are fake?!?” At this point, I had one important question: “Lady, are you using a Sharpie?” 🤦🏽‍♂️ She took a long look at the marker and said, “Yes, sir, I am.” 😑

I feel like our society is doomed…